Fuck the Renaissance! And fuck literature, and Plato, and Michaelangelo, and Oscar Wilde, and all the other shrunken violets you people line up. This is a school, and it isn’t normal.
Headmaster, The History Boys (2006)
I held the door open for an old lady at this coffee shop and now she’s in line in front of me. This is bullshit.
Dave Hill (via nevver)